There's a sucker is born every minute

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    How can there be no sound from that hole when it's exactly where the speaker is?? :D
     
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    I was about to edit the title for the obvious grammatical gaffe, but I thought it's apt for the topic. Carry on, folks.

    Just remember, never ever drill a 3.5mm hole in your brand new iPhone 7!
     
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    Those who did follow the "hack" are as stupid as f#ck. Unbelievable.
     
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    So proud of what they have become...the world is not a hopeless place after all. Thank God there are those who make our lives so much brighter everyday.

    And yes, idiots are and will be humans, after all.
     
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    The comments are hilarious

    "worked for me."
     
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    I cant use "If It looks stupid, and it works, it ain't stupid" line here
     
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    I believe @makinao's intention for the thread is for you guys to contribute your own 'stupid is as stupid does' stories or jokes. Can we outdo the writers of Dumb And Dumber(er)?
     
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    In that case...
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    How do you keep a stupid person in the shower all day?
    Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
     
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    or as Bill Clinton said about this lady (not named Hillary) he had a dalliance with: "she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...."
     
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    Better late than never, but...still late
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    Oops. Sorry for the typo. But then I'll go along with leaving it the way it is for comic effect. :)
     
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    Even worse, recent medical research revealed that those suckers born every minute have jaundice. :D

    Spank their asses, and out comes, "yellow, world!" :p
     
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    Two things about idiots...
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    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

    The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

    When she asked me why, I replied,

    "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

    And that's how the fight started.....
     
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    "one minute of kissing burns 26 calories."

    No wonder I'm getting skinny...
     
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    This my friends is the reson why we must fully support President Duterte's war on drugs.
     
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    yes.
     

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